A Large Load of Dank Memes

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FightMilk22
Dec 3, 2019 12:09 AM EST

Extra Wide Load of Dank memes, harvested from the best of r/dankmemes

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  • 01
    Font - Falling out a plane in real life Confused screaming* Falling out a plane in a game nnade with mematic ermatic iti
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  • 02
    Text - Society: Guys need to talk about their depression! Guys: "Talk about their depression* Society: Nobody gives a shit
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    Action figure - WANTED! This man keeps breaking into my dorm and putting bottles of PREGO MARINARA SAUCE under my pillow Why are you doing this? Do you work for Prego? Prego Have replaced my lock ELEVEN TIMES now View Footage of Man & CONTACT ME WITH ANY INFO: NOMOREMARINARA.com My goals are beyond your understanding.
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    Text - Friend:The perfect video doesn't exi- DVD VIDEO DVD logo but it hits the corner every time
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    Human - My two older children were trying to lay out all of their Pokémon cards, but the yourngest kept intervening, so they duct taped him to a chair. I could use troops like you in the 501st
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    Animated cartoon - The King Of Foreskins For his daughter's hand in marriage, King Saul wanted no less than one hundred Philistine foreskins. David, really wanting to become a son-in-law to the powerful king, took his men and killed enough Philistines to bring back two hundred foreskins! David counted them all in front of the king. As promised, he was awarded the princess! Samuel 18:25-27
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    Text - WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS The teacher using your work as an example It's as an example of what not to do Because it's not relevant to the class untill higher education
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    Fictional character - Absolute degenerate 2h If a girl makes fun of you for small pp, just say "We'll see how small it is when its up your ass" Two possibilities 1. She says no, you can rightfully call her a pussy 2. Free anal sex
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  • 09
    Cartoon - me when suddenly 1/2 of posts here are about having girlfriends:
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    Text - Fat old guy: Do y'all girls wanna sit on my lap? Girls: Eww wtf! Fat old guy: What if I put on a red coat and call y'all hoes? Girls: You son of a bitch. Im in nade with mematic
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  • 11
    Cartoon - Measa lonely virgin girls Dick I gotta get one of those. Every single male redditor: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
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  • 12
    Face - how many stab wounds did julius caesar ha X МAPS VIDEOS ALL IMAGES NEWS SHOPP 23 According to Eutropius, sixty or more men participated in the assassination Caesar was stabbed 23 times. 23 stab wounds,
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  • 13
    Text - Me: Id sure like to breathe Asthma Attack: you are doing that too much. try again in 6 minutes.
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    Font - I have created an infinite source of power Well that justooks like charging your phone with extra steps
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  • 15
    Text - I work at McDonalds and we have these little cards that we give to customers when we fuck up their order that let's them redeem the card for a free Big Mac. Just recently, we received a box of these special coins. They are going to serve the same purpose. If you have one of the coins, you can exchange it for a Big Mac. It's for the 50th anniversary of the Big Mac. Now I'm far from an economics expert, so this may just be a stupid question, but since our money has no value anymore since it
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  • 16
    Cartoon - When everyone is posting about the end of No Nut November but you spent the entire month masturbating.
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    Games - Measalonely virgin girls Dick I gotta get one of those.
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  • 18
    Cartoon - When you're explaining how World War I wasn't the Germans fault and the police stop you to ask where the time bomb is hidden We get there when we get there!
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  • 19
    Text - when a 8 year old girl uses cream which makes you look 10 years younger made with mematiGone, reduced to atoms
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  • 20
    Face - Teacher: stop making weird shit in Photoshop in the middle of class me:
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  • 21
    Cartoon - when youre explaining the entire skyrim storyline, and your girl asks when are we going to fuck We get there when we get there!
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  • 22
    Cartoon - Girl in college: gets bad grades Teacher she has bad grades with: Any particular reasonyoultook your pants off?
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  • 23
    Adaptation - "Lava is called magma when underground Schools Students How to pay taxes? How to get a job?
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  • 24
    Cartoon - When teacher told you to give a note to a teacher How it looked How it felt
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  • 25
    Photo caption - When the mods remove your post because it was too dank: Looks like they couldn'thandle the Neutron style
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  • 26
    Blue - Every female wants to have sex with you but this includes family members. Sweet home alabama intensifies
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  • 27
    Helmet - When you join the Japanese military Suicide is part of my religion. ade with tnematc
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  • 28
    Cartoon - Helping two noobs with their task to save the galaxy
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  • 29
    Roof - When your korean friend who hasn't been online in years logs on and carries you and your homie to a win: Eect u/Jupin210 Told you Morty, he's still got it. |(adult swim]
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  • 30
    Facial expression - The first time you see baby Yoda The 8607th time you see baby Yoda
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  • 31
    Mammal - My dad taking me to my room Me, who fell asleep on the couch
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  • 32
    Plumbing fixture - a handy airpods strap AirPods Carrying Strap TAPPER nordstrom.com $60.00 SHOP NOW He'll never lose a single AirPod again with this handy woven strap he can wear around his neck that keeps both buds secure. You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
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  • 33
    Cat - When you have so little time to sleep you set a timer instead of an alarm
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  • 34
    Photo caption - CanJ get those fries unsalted?" MAKE ITA AUE MEAL SPON "You're a real piece of shit aren't you mister?
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  • 35
    Text - me: takes a dump the poop staring back at me for an hour while I Took at memes:
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  • 36
    Photo caption - My parents after I tell them that I've been depressed for the past couple of years Videogames
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  • 37
    Action-adventure game - My sisters 1,000 instagram followers My older brothers 100 twitter followers My 1 reddit follower makeameme.org
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  • 38
    Vegetation - Person: Has a slightly controversial opinion Reddit: Shut the fuckup
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  • 39
    Photo caption - my brothers arguing about who gets to be waluigi in mariokart Me who is already waluigi
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  • 40
    Drink - how to catch Santa: google wait for him bing: SUC
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  • 41
    Text - Me: "Gets Shampoo in my eyes* My eyes: Render Distance: 2 chunks
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  • 42
    Text - When I tell my lesbian crush that I like girls too We are not so different, you and I uTita24
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  • 43
    Comics - My Grandma at Thanksgiving: "Would you like some gravy on your turkey?" My little brother: "Ok boomer" (Мy grandma My grandpa come agafin nigga Me: My older brother: Not bad kid He a little confused, but he got the spirit My parents My little brother, saying that "ok boomer" means "yes please" Me, who told him that: My Mom: laughter) -You dumb bitch. Pretty sure it doesn't
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  • 44
    Cartoon - NICEST FELLA IM THE NICEST MAN ALIVE I like Here you go crowns SRGRAFO
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  • 45
    Cat - When you use your phone to check the time and forget to check the time
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  • 46
    Selfie - The Dallas Straight Pride Parade was basically two men on a date. You have become the very thing you swore to destroy
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  • 47
    Cartoon - My mom confronting my bully: My dad confronting my bully:
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  • 48
    Animated cartoon - CN CN Except Nobody is born cool of course... CN CN used to be a glass blower and still occasionally do it as a hobby. My grandson asked me to make him a special 'vase' for christmas and he gave me a picture of a bong. The idiot thinks I don't know what it is. So I' make him a huge glass dick instead.)
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  • 49
    Photo caption - Can I marry my adopted daughter? Can I marry my fathers brothers daughter? Can brother and sister have a normal child? Im beginning to see a pattern here that im not so sure i like
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  • 50
    Cartoon - Microwaves heat Plate My food
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    Cartoon
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  • 52
    Kendo - Girls hiking trails: Nature is so beautiful! Boys:
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  • 53
    Text - Ernest Hemingway lived through anthrax, malaria, pneumonia, dysentery, skin cancer, hepatitis, anemia, diabetes, high blood pressure, two plane crashes, a ruptured kidney, a ruptured spleen, a ruptured liver, a crushed vertebra, and a fractured skull. God Bitch. How dare you still ivea
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  • 54
    Automotive exterior - Redditors who laugh but dont upvote: 455HOLE CALABAMA Redditors who upvote posts they like: LGA HURLBERT JUSTGR8 HAMPSHIRE EPPING. NH 8 Redditors who sort by new: MICHIGAN BIG COX Redditors from Australia: IMALAR WA Vord r/dankmemes mods: 12 Firstor Flight ΤΕΑΤΡΝYS NORTH CAROLINA
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  • 55
    Organism - My last 2 braincells watching me make coffee in a plate at 4am
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  • 56
    Photo caption - what if we use 100% of our brain? Evolution Human CHOOSE DIFFICULTY ARY Can I Beat Halo Before My Oven Melts My TV?
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  • 57
    Cartoon - My older sibling in college Look, Tve been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I'll understand. My math homework There's nothing about this I understand
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  • 58
    Edger - THEM: YOU CANT HEAR PICTURES ME AS AN INTELLECTUAL:
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  • 59
    Forehead - The one kid who reminds the teacher about the assignment DICK SMALLEY 1990- mematic.net
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  • 60
    Font - FLIKE Roses are red... IS. propaganda ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS हा information
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  • 61
    Text - Me without glasses What see What my friends think I see
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    Text - WANTED! This man keeps breaking into my dorm and putting bottles of PREGO MARINARA SAUCE under my pillow Why are you doing this? Do you work for Prego? Prego AI Have replaced my lock ELEVEN TIMES now View Footage of Man & CONTACT ME WITH ANY INFO NOMOREMARINARA.com I could use troops like you in the 501st
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  • 63
    Text - RAIN ON DIFFERENT WORLDS Water CEarth Sulfuric Acid (Venus) Methane (Titan) Diamonds (Neptune) Glass (HD 189733b) Men (Hallelujah)
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  • 64
    Product - Astronomers today naming planets Astronomers in the past naming planets
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  • 65
    Cartoon - CHARGE ME! GIMME SOME wiFiNow! NEW EMAIL! READ! ANSWER THIS CALL! A RESTAURANT! CHECK IN! y-y-YES MASTER Uh-oh. Big Boomers.
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  • 66
    Text - When you walk into an adoption agency to adopt a kid and an old worker there recognises you and says "Haven't seen you since you were a baby" hold up
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  • 67
    Product - *criminal breaks in to the house* Brits: Oi, call the police Americans: RedVoxle Blast them
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  • 68
    Sky - The Jewish Japanese Sex and Cookbook and How to Raise Wohes JACK DOUGLAS The sacred text !
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  • 69
    Cartoon - Society: Should we help kids with their grades? School System: Nope, they're good. Society: Should we teach them about real life. School System: Nah Probably Not Society: Should we degrade their mental health with years of repetitive nonsense? School System: You son of a bitch. I'm in
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  • 70
    Face - My mom: How do you suddenly know Korean? Me after watching the pirated Joker movie: 이해 못 할 거야
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  • 71
    Muscle - This man is Pedro Rodriguez. He is known for murdering over 70 serial killers. He is known as the perfect psychopath. He was born with brain damage from his father beating his mother whilst Pedro was in her womb. You are bad guy But this does not mean you are bad quy
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  • 72
    Internet meme - When you're explaining the entire plot of Skyrim but the teacher stops you and asks you to explain what two plus two equals We get there when we get there!
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  • 73
    Text - Logan Paul Is A Good Guy L No subscribers SUBSCRIBE KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE, TRASH maflip com
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  • 74
    File - What kills you in the actual game What kills you in the cutscene
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  • 75
    Airplane - What USA would look like if Amazon paid taxes 2 new F35s
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  • 76
    Hand - If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous If it bites you and you die; it's venomous POISONOUS VENOMOUS BITE BITE But, why? Why would you do that?
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  • 77
    Text - Unvaccinated kid: Exists ** An almost extinct disease: NICE PLACE NIGGA
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  • 78
    Cartoon - got a giin 2019who plays video games and converted to Reddit from Instagram dankmemes NOT SCIENTFICALLY POSSIBLE!
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  • 79
    Motor vehicle - When you find out Santa isn't real: Those boomers lied to me PS Express
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  • 80
    Bird - "The perfect Children's book doesn't exi-" YOU TRIED SCRAMBLING THE WRONG EGG MOTHERFUCKER 35 lenge nopoDigitalMeddle YourChildhoodRuined.com
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  • 81
    Face - Granny: Look at my handsome little boy! Me:
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  • 82
    Cartoon - When you slam the door after getting yelled at MATCH BEGINS IN 6
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  • 83
    Cartoon - Planet names in the Solar System Planet names outside the Solar System
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  • 84
    Text - When you start to remember the plot of the werid ass dream you just had
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  • 85
    Cartoon - HOW LONG DO YOU TAKE IN THE SHOWER? IT MIGHT REVEAL YOUR LONELINESS You little monster! I thought you were masturbating!
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  • 86
    Poster - Wait, you believe that excessive standardized testing can improve our academic ability? American education system Well, yes Stressed out students who's blood runs with 90% xanax and caffeine Science u/-Jawbone Knife GLaughing
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  • 87
    Shooting sport - When you hear a recording of yourself: Who the fuck are you, identify yourself n'gga
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  • 88
    Cartoon - How real men first saw boobs
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  • 89
    Text - Mein Kampf Book by Adolf Hitler OVERVIEW REVIEWS GET BOOK MORE BY AUTHOR Book preview 102/505 pages available PREVIEW Mein kampf 80% liked this book Google users Are you crying, my Führer? -No.
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  • 90
    Cartoon - 8 Classes a week, from 8am to 3:30pm College Students High Schoolers
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  • 91
    Hoodie - When you save a meme to your camera roll without upvoting it
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  • 92
    Text - Teacher: Why does your answer matches your friend's word to word? Me:Because the question also matched word to word teacher me
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  • 93
    Text - When you want to make a meme about being a girl, but you realize no one will get it because females aren't real Visible Frustration]
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  • 94
    Text - WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS The teacher using your work as an example It's as an example of what not to do
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  • 95
    Event - depression was discovered in 1920 people in 1919: SZYBCIOOR003 tadmin3
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    Facial expression - Girls: Ugh why don't I have a boyfriend! My standards are so low! Her standards:
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